Junior Obfuscator

• Rearranging ideas until semantic satiation
• Architect literary smokescreens and trapdoors
  
• Fluent in causality unlinking
• Sits adjacent but never quite within the ideation window
  

• Understanding of strategic vagueness a plus

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Senior Network Whisperer

• 6+ years experience in protocol divination
  
• Screen inbound packets for syntactic residue
• Conduct nightly network timeout rituals
  
• Summon additional pylons as needed
  
• Maintain inventory of self-coiling cables
  
• Excellent cable management a must

Content Surgeon

• Cross-pollinate surveillance language and poetic misalignment
• Perform realtime iconographic translation
  
• Expert in voice stabilization
  
• Proven experience in reticulating splines
  

• Experience in broadcast paramedia

Producer, allegedly

• Experience in tending parallel timelines and temporal valves
  
• Ensure deliverables arrive to Preflight teams intact
  
• Conduct routine spectral pressure re-distribution
• Conjure fortnightly retrospectives

• Has ghostwritten a manifesto, an apology, or both

Head of Refusal

• Preemptively invalidate probable futures
• Manage departmental workflows from conception to redaction
• Meet with relevant stakeholders
  

• Previous experience in holding security clearance